IT’S PRACTICALLY HEALTH FOOD. Not my words, but rather the blurb on their menu which has remained more-or-less unchanged, I believe, since 2005. Naturally, this was next on my to do list. I made the mistake of a) going on a Sunday and b) not ringing ahead. This was a mistake because everybody in the […]

Hello! So far, I’ve looked at Ottoman Coffeehouse, Feta, and Doner Haus, and now I head round the corner to look at GDK’s salad and meat option – the Gym Doner Box. Now, this was a revelation when I discovered it – they’ve been doing this for ages and in many ways it is the […]

Next: on to Feta Street Food! Plan was similar to Doner Haus – Order the regular stuff that comes in a wrap, but instead get a salad. I’d previously been to their Clydeport Car Park location on the north side of the Tradeston Bridge (I forget if that’s the squiggly or squinty one, but if […]

Hello again! Quite by chance, I found myself having a brief conversation with someone who doesn’t like me very much. Shalln’t bore you with the details. However, on the odd occasion where we do converse, more often than not there’s a solid kebab tip to be had, so hey! Frenemies aren’t all that bad! The […]

Hey! So as I was saying, June was the month when, having moved flat recently and having taken stuff out of boxes, I found my bathroom scales. Having gone up a few jeans/shirt sizes in the last year or so, I bit the bullet and jumped on the scales. The result – not as bad […]

Hi! Was just going to do this as a big long post, but I’ve decided to split this into individual, but quite short posts, for the sake of my own sanity if nothing else. Due to my ever expanding waistline, I considered my options – for context, during the Covid period I lost a lot […]

Hello, chums. Today, I would like to start off with an apology – a mea culpa if you like. The title of this post is massively inaccurate. To me, “new” would mean one of two things – either new as in “upcoming, or imminent”, as in “Hey Frank, have you heard that there’s a new […]

Hi hello! So, as promised in my last update, despite being nearly 4 weeks “aff” the “meat”, I’m going to use Lent to post me drafts, thus destroying any kind of illusion that this website is a swift or responsive operation. In fact, even the word “operation” seems like a massive stretch. Nonetheless, a disclaimer […]