Hello, all. Please forgive the slightly more formal tone of this update – and forgive me for getting straight to the point (for once). Your local kebab shop needs you. And we’re offering to help in some small, but I hope significant way. Whilst there are many takeaways who will be set-up for business in […]
Good evening! Today’s review will be totally phoned in, I’m afraid to report. Heads gone. Must be this corona virus, or something. I don’t wish to spoil anyone’s dinner or owt but, Christ. I feel like I’ve been run over by a tramp riding a cow. All things considered, probably not the best time to […]
Hello, Good Evening, Welcome! In todays episode of everyone’s favourite blog where I go around, eat a kebab, tell people about it and show you photos of it half-eaten, we visit Partick in Glasgow’s “the West End”. Firstly, a big thank you to reddit user mmmmmmmdanone, who writes: Now, to put this into some kind […]
Yes YES dear reader! They say that “It’s the most, won-DER-ful time, of the year”, don’t they? By “they”, I mean veteran crooner Andy Williams. But isn’t Christmas great? Not really. But I tell you this. Do you know what the most, won-DER-ful time, of the DAY is? That’s right, it’s lunchtime. More specifically, lunchtime […]
Hello once again. I hope you’re well. Sorry for the lack of updates of late. Fact is, and I’m slightly embarrassed to admit this, but I’ve been stuck down a well. I won’t go into the details, needless to say it involved an old man who had convinced me that he was a wizard and […]
Hello! Twitter, eh? Ain’t it great. You can do lots of things on Twitter: You can get into arguments You can interact with your favourite brands You can “retweet” stuff You can call a complete stranger names, like, really rude ones! So, if you want to do any of the above, why not follow @shawarmapol […]
Hallo U! Mi! Err Hi? Today’s trip takes us into the City Centre, and specifically to Hope Street for lunch at Halloumi. But… What is “Halloumi”? In the classical sense (i.e. not this), Halloumi is a sort of cheese popular in the Mediterranean which can be substituted for meat – and by that I mean […]
Helloooooo! It’s been a while – won’t bore you with the details, but I’m back with another one of these so-called reviews. It’ll probably be quite short this one, as I find my ability to write cogently impaired by last night’s decision experiment with Southern Comfort and Tizer as a mixer. Surprisingly pleasant! However, my […]
!!!! Look at that queue! (no review today folks – just stunned)
G’day. A brief history lesson to begin: First, we had the burger. It was ok. Grilled beef in a bun. Nothing ground-breaking, but at the same time, somewhat revolutionary – as before that, all sandwiches were cold. Then, the cheeseburger. Think of a burger, right, but with cheese! Amazing! Then, when everyone got bored of […]
Shawarma Police 