Halloumi (City Centre), Glasgow

Hallo U! Mi! Err Hi? Today’s trip takes us into the City Centre, and specifically to Hope Street for lunch at Halloumi. But… What is “Halloumi”? In the classical sense (i.e. not this), Halloumi is a sort of cheese popular in the Mediterranean which can be substituted for meat – and by that I mean […]

Chillies West End

Helloooooo! It’s been a while – won’t bore you with the details, but I’m back with another one of these so-called reviews. It’ll probably be quite short this one, as I find my ability to write cogently impaired by last night’s decision experiment with Southern Comfort and Tizer as a mixer. Surprisingly pleasant! However, my […]

The McBab, McDonalds

G’day. A brief history lesson to begin: First, we had the burger. It was ok. Grilled beef in a bun. Nothing ground-breaking, but at the same time, somewhat revolutionary – as before that, all sandwiches were cold. Then, the cheeseburger. Think of a burger, right, but with cheese! Amazing! Then, when everyone got bored of […]

German Doner Kebab, Glasgow

Howdy! The wait, as they say, is over. They’ve been threatening to open for ages, and now they have – but is it as good as we’d hoped? Well, we’ll get to that. It wouldn’t be a Shawarma Police review unless I veered massively off topic to begin with, would it? So let’s get to […]

Mangal 2 – Dalston*

Hello, chums. This week’s kebab related adventure takes us to the capital city of the UK, England, and indeed, Greater London: London. In what should be a regular reminder that a lack of sleep, alcohol, and reading emails at 3 in the morning are a dangerous mix, I had booked a weekend in London and […]