German Doner Kebab, Croydon

“What the hell, guy” Sorry, what? “First you do a music review with a contrived bit at the end to make it look vaguely food related, then, for a supposed “Glasgow” blog, you go and review somewhere I’m never gonna go about 430 miles away????” Oh, yeah, sorry about that. Except: I’m not sorry at […]

Colin’s Godson in Silicon Heaven

Wotcha. If you’re wondering where Silicon Heaven is, and what sort of a name is “Colin’s Godson” for a kebab shop, then fair enough – this is, after all, a kebab blog (or KEBABLOG) – but I messed up, alright? “Hey! Do any of you write a blog? Want a free copy of our album?” […]

Pasha, Glasgow City Centre

Hiya buddies, Today’s post comes to you as a result of a tip-off from a member of the general public. A concerned citizen did the right thing when they saw something was amiss, and gave us a text: A bold claim INDEED. Now, before we go much further, it should be pointed out that Shawarma […]

Kurdish Street Food, G42

  Afternoon! (please adjust salutation if you are reading this at a different time of day) This is, I think, probably the single place I get asked about the most by people who know me. There are three reasons for this: one, people are beginning to hear via the grapevine that this blog here what […]

Farmfoods L.A. Diner Doner Meat

Well. I, err, um. I don’t really know how to tell you all how I came by a packet of Farmfoods Doner Meat. I was of relatively sound mind, hadn’t been drinking or nothing, and I thought it was a good idea to buy. “What’s the worst that can happen?” I thought. “I’m not going […]

Vote early, vote often!

The good people over at Shawarma King (review: here) have posted over on their Facebook page that they are in the running to win Glasgow Live’s Best Takeaway award. We (me) at Shawarma Police love awards, and it would be nice to see a Shawarma place win it for once. As they are a) the only […]

Morello, Great Western Road, Glasgow

Recently, on my Facebook page, I was asked the question “what is the best kebab shop in the West End?” – and I couldn’t answer that. Truth is, it’s been years since I spent any serious amount of time in the West End, and so much has changed. Trump is now President of the United […]

Kurdistan Shawarma, Glasgow

Hello. I plan to revive this empty shell of a blog at some point… In the meantime, may I interest you in a photo of the best place in Glasgow at the moment? £3.50 for a lamb shawarma wrap to absolutely die for, which was the size of a small child, and they gave me […]