Shawarma Police are pleased to announced that this website has joined the 20th Century and can now be found on Facebook! We can be found, and liked, at https://www.facebook.com/shawarmapolice. Aside from the fact that you can now have your favourite meat based content shoved into your friend feed, there will be special Facebook-only content as […]
Hello again dear reader! Today’s adventure has taken me to Cessnock, home of amongst other things Glasgow’s The Glasgow Science Centre, Bellahouston Park, home of occasional gigs and religious visits, The dentists where I had my wisdom teeth forcibly removed from my mouth, a Co-Op But you haven’t come here for a geography lesson. No. […]
How do. Back once again with the renegade master, and this time around Shawarma Police have travelled some considerable distance with their D4 damager to report on some severely ill behaviour in the world of kebab – a mere 400 mile round trip to get some lunch to Manchester and back. “BUT WHY? YOU CAN […]
Word. As I sit here idly thumbing this in on my phone, one thought races through my mind: “if it’s been signed for, how the fuck can it be lost?” Forgive the profanity, but I’ve just been chasing up an eBay order at Argos. A big fan of their click and collect service normally, but […]
Hello once again dear reader. How are you doing? Not a rhetorical question by the way, feel free to leave your answers in the comments. Me? I’m just dandy, thanks for asking. Now, late last year I posted a short piece about this place having eaten there the night before opening, but was short on […]
So, you wait ages for a kebab review, and then one comes along at once! Sorry about the lack of updates of late, dear reader. This has been partly due to the fact that I have been super busy doing other stuff, and partly because I’ve not really had any inspiration of late. Blogging, it […]
Why aye. Back last month when I hot footed it down to Sunderland to go to Doner Haus, I didn’t stop there. OH NO. One simply does not go to the North East of England to have only one kebab. Not when beer has been had, and one is in possession of an all-day Metro […]
Now, whilst this site remains a strictly grilled meat stuffed in bread with salad and sauce affair, we do maintain a respect for those who prefer their meat fried, covered in spiced gravy, and served with rice. Namely “Hector” of Curry-Heute.com, who is a big fan of the stuff. Hector, (not his real name), would like […]
Wasn’t planning an update tonight, and I promise I’ll keep this brief, but this story below would appear to be in line with the EU banning bendy bananas, imperial measures and haircuts: utter bollocks. A quick scan of the article suggests that the contentious issue isn’t doner kebabs themselves, rather one particular ingredient, and by […]
Alreet. I can’t place *exactly* where I was, but it must have been somewhere between Alnmouth (for Alnwick) and Newcastle (for Newcastle) when I had not one, but two epiphanies:Â firstly, that travelling 130-odd miles for a kebab was immensely tragic, and secondly, isn’t 35 a bit young to be having a mid-life crisis in […]
