Hallo U! Mi! Err Hi? Today’s trip takes us into the City Centre, and specifically to Hope Street for lunch at Halloumi. But… What is “Halloumi”? In the classical sense (i.e. not this), Halloumi is a sort of cheese popular in the Mediterranean which can be substituted for meat – and by that I mean […]
Helloooooo! It’s been a while – won’t bore you with the details, but I’m back with another one of these so-called reviews. It’ll probably be quite short this one, as I find my ability to write cogently impaired by last night’s decision experiment with Southern Comfort and Tizer as a mixer. Surprisingly pleasant! However, my […]
!!!! Look at that queue! (no review today folks – just stunned)
G’day. A brief history lesson to begin: First, we had the burger. It was ok. Grilled beef in a bun. Nothing ground-breaking, but at the same time, somewhat revolutionary – as before that, all sandwiches were cold. Then, the cheeseburger. Think of a burger, right, but with cheese! Amazing! Then, when everyone got bored of […]
Oi Oi. The last time I went to Shawarmarama, they were so good, they got an unprecidented 11 out of 10. Will they do it again? Well, this chap seems confident. Typical – I always try to keep my shots as candid as possible – not only has this chap spotted me, he’s also smiled […]
How soon? According to their face-doober, Monday 11 March 2019. See you there for one of these bad boys… (possibly sans chips) (Oh, and if you want to read a review of GDK – albeit a different branch – then click-me-do, Mother Hubbards)
Hello, chums. This week’s kebab related adventure takes us to the capital city of the UK, England, and indeed, Greater London: London. In what should be a regular reminder that a lack of sleep, alcohol, and reading emails at 3 in the morning are a dangerous mix, I had booked a weekend in London and […]
‘ello. So an email pops in to my mailbox from Just Eat, the takeaway internet guys, offering sweet £££ off my next order, but here’s the thing – it was a lunchtime special. Having conquered the evening and weekend market, I guess it’s time someone took on Greggs, the Boots Meal Deal, and crisps. Flicking […]
Hello how do hi. Quick update: the British Kebab Awards are here once again. Every year, the great and the good of the grilled meat industry meet in a hotel in London to hand out awards for the best in the business, and you, dear reader, have your chance to say who wins. It’s democracy, […]
“Alexa, what’s Greek for “Hello”?” “γεια σας.” γεια σας, dear readers! A visit to Yiamas has been long overdue. For all I talk of Glasgow’s kebab district; the plethora of decent food available in the environs of West Nile Street, Yiamas has been a notable omission. To make matters worse, I went and reviewed the […]
Shawarma Police 