The Beef Doner, Dominos
The Dominos Beef Doner Kebab Pizza – reviewed!
Shawarma Grill, Paisley Road West
Hello, good evening, WELCOME! So I ran a poll (see last post) asking which eatery I should review next – the choices were Shawarma Grill, in the city’s sexy southern district, or The Partick Kebab Van, in the city’s up-and-coming “west end”. The poll was close, but here was the final result, and the vote […]
You choose da revoose
Hello. It’s been a while, and I’m hungry. Incredibly, I’ve managed to not eat a single thing* during lockdown! I know, crazy, right? I mean medical professionals reckon I should be dead! In fairness, I have had a lot to drink, so swings and roundabouts. *OK, I exaggerate, but I certainly haven’t been on the […]
Vivera Kebab
Hello there! The more observant amongst you will notice the word “plant” appears prominently here. Plant? Yes, chums, these are vegan kebabs, made from plants, not chickens or sheeps. How did I get here? Read on… I wish there was an interesting story behind how these ended up in my shopping basket. I wish I […]
Aldi – Oakhurst Chicken King Kebab
Hello everybody! So, here we are. Today is day something of lockdown. No-one knows. Time has ceased to have any meaning whatsoever. Before, we had such concepts as “Tuesday”, “next week”, and “months”. Now, all we have is “in a bit”, “eons”, and “bloody hell, was that *yesterday*???”. As a unintended consequence of being confined […]
A message from Shawarma Police
Hello, all. Please forgive the slightly more formal tone of this update – and forgive me for getting straight to the point (for once). Your local kebab shop needs you. And we’re offering to help in some small, but I hope significant way. Whilst there are many takeaways who will be set-up for business in […]
Yaya’s, Cardonald
Good evening! Today’s review will be totally phoned in, I’m afraid to report. Heads gone. Must be this corona virus, or something. I don’t wish to spoil anyone’s dinner or owt but, Christ. I feel like I’ve been run over by a tramp riding a cow. All things considered, probably not the best time to […]
BBQ.Wrap.Salad, Partick
Hello, Good Evening, Welcome! In todays episode of everyone’s favourite blog where I go around, eat a kebab, tell people about it and show you photos of it half-eaten, we visit Partick in Glasgow’s “the West End”. Firstly, a big thank you to reddit user mmmmmmmdanone, who writes: Now, to put this into some kind […]
Yiamas Greek Taverna – Special Christmas Gyro edition
Yes YES dear reader! They say that “It’s the most, won-DER-ful time, of the year”, don’t they? By “they”, I mean veteran crooner Andy Williams. But isn’t Christmas great? Not really. But I tell you this. Do you know what the most, won-DER-ful time, of the DAY is? That’s right, it’s lunchtime. More specifically, lunchtime […]
Mostar Munch, Big Feed, Cessnock
Hello once again. I hope you’re well. Sorry for the lack of updates of late. Fact is, and I’m slightly embarrassed to admit this, but I’ve been stuck down a well. I won’t go into the details, needless to say it involved an old man who had convinced me that he was a wizard and […]
Shawarma Police 