The Beef Doner, Dominos
The Dominos Beef Doner Kebab Pizza – reviewed!
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Shawarma Grill, Paisley Road West
Hello, good evening, WELCOME! So I ran a poll (see last post) asking which eatery I should review next – the choices were Shawarma Grill, in the city’s sexy southern district, or The Partick Kebab Van, in the city’s up-and-coming “west end”. The poll was close, but here was the final result, and the vote […]
You choose da revoose
Hello. It’s been a while, and I’m hungry. Incredibly, I’ve managed to not eat a single thing* during lockdown! I know, crazy, right? I mean medical professionals reckon I should be dead! In fairness, I have had a lot to drink, so swings and roundabouts. *OK, I exaggerate, but I certainly haven’t been on the […]
Aldi – Oakhurst Chicken King Kebab
Hello everybody! So, here we are. Today is day something of lockdown. No-one knows. Time has ceased to have any meaning whatsoever. Before, we had such concepts as “Tuesday”, “next week”, and “months”. Now, all we have is “in a bit”, “eons”, and “bloody hell, was that *yesterday*???”. As a unintended consequence of being confined […]
A message from Shawarma Police
Hello, all. Please forgive the slightly more formal tone of this update – and forgive me for getting straight to the point (for once). Your local kebab shop needs you. And we’re offering to help in some small, but I hope significant way. Whilst there are many takeaways who will be set-up for business in […]
Yaya’s, Cardonald
Good evening! Today’s review will be totally phoned in, I’m afraid to report. Heads gone. Must be this corona virus, or something. I don’t wish to spoil anyone’s dinner or owt but, Christ. I feel like I’ve been run over by a tramp riding a cow. All things considered, probably not the best time to […]
BBQ.Wrap.Salad, Partick
Hello, Good Evening, Welcome! In todays episode of everyone’s favourite blog where I go around, eat a kebab, tell people about it and show you photos of it half-eaten, we visit Partick in Glasgow’s “the West End”. Firstly, a big thank you to reddit user mmmmmmmdanone, who writes: Now, to put this into some kind […]
Yiamas Greek Taverna – Special Christmas Gyro edition
Yes YES dear reader! They say that “It’s the most, won-DER-ful time, of the year”, don’t they? By “they”, I mean veteran crooner Andy Williams. But isn’t Christmas great? Not really. But I tell you this. Do you know what the most, won-DER-ful time, of the DAY is? That’s right, it’s lunchtime. More specifically, lunchtime […]
Mostar Munch, Big Feed, Cessnock
Hello once again. I hope you’re well. Sorry for the lack of updates of late. Fact is, and I’m slightly embarrassed to admit this, but I’ve been stuck down a well. I won’t go into the details, needless to say it involved an old man who had convinced me that he was a wizard and […]
Twitter!!!
Hello! Twitter, eh? Ain’t it great. You can do lots of things on Twitter: You can get into arguments You can interact with your favourite brands You can “retweet” stuff You can call a complete stranger names, like, really rude ones! So, if you want to do any of the above, why not follow @shawarmapol […]
Shawarma Police 