Christmas Mixed Kebab Roast, Shawarma Police HQ

Wotcha! In the words of Bono, Geldof and Ure, (there may have been others) – “It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid”. WRONG. There are plenty of things to be afraid of at Christmas time. Here are a few that spring to mind: 1. Running out of Port. 2. Gas leaks. 3. “Christmas […]

Farmfoods L.A. Diner Doner Meat

Well. I, err, um. I don’t really know how to tell you all how I came by a packet of Farmfoods Doner Meat. I was of relatively sound mind, hadn’t been drinking or nothing, and I thought it was a good idea to buy. “What’s the worst that can happen?” I thought. “I’m not going […]