Hello, and thank you dear reader for logging on once again for one of my increasingly infrequent pieces of kebab discourse. Today, it’s the Tikka Masala Kebab, available at your local German Doner Kebab for a limited time, and as always with these kind of things, theres a bit of blurb I can quote to […]
Hello! My head’s stopped working. I’m not sure if this is what one would call “writer’s block”, and to call this “writing” is I suppose factually accurate, if not a particularly great example of the oeuvre. I’m not even sure that oeuvre is the right word to use? Is oeuvre even a word? Doesn’t it […]
Oi Oi! Before we get going on today’s excellent “content”, let’s delve into the Shawarma Police fan mail, shall we? “Dear Shawarma Police, I don’t think you’re a real policeman, and it’s only a matter of time before you’re exposed as a FRAUD and a PHONEY. Yours faithfully, Reginald Hollis” Well Reginald, that was insightful. […]
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