Hello, Today’s been a bit of an odd day, truth be told. I won’t bore you with the details, but I narrowly avoided a panic attack in a shoe shop. “A shoe shop?” I imagine I hear you say? Well, yes. A combination of factors at play; holiday anxiety, a hangover, and a salesperson who […]

Hello! A short one, at short notice. Have been summoned, unexpectedly, to a works do (alas, running this website is not a paid position from the British Kebab Board but a labour of love). Turns out Döner Haus was the venue. Happy to say my colleagues are impressed! Overall: very good! This is not a […]

Hallo! Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without the Radio Times, or at least that’s what they say on the adverts. Here are some other things which, I’m sure you will agree, are inextricably linked with Christmas time: Father “Daddy” Christmas Tinsel The mad rush to make sure you’ve used up all your annual leave The tedious […]