Shawarma Grill, Paisley Road West

Hello, good evening, WELCOME! So I ran a poll (see last post) asking which eatery I should review next – the choices were Shawarma Grill, in the city’s sexy southern district, or The Partick Kebab Van, in the city’s up-and-coming “west end”. The poll was close, but here was the final result, and the vote […]

You choose da revoose

Hello. It’s been a while, and I’m hungry. Incredibly, I’ve managed to not eat a single thing* during lockdown! I know, crazy, right? I mean medical professionals reckon I should be dead! In fairness, I have had a lot to drink, so swings and roundabouts. *OK, I exaggerate, but I certainly haven’t been on the […]

Aldi – Oakhurst Chicken King Kebab

Hello everybody! So, here we are. Today is day something of lockdown. No-one knows. Time has ceased to have any meaning whatsoever. Before, we had such concepts as “Tuesday”, “next week”, and “months”. Now, all we have is “in a bit”, “eons”, and “bloody hell, was that *yesterday*???”. As a unintended consequence of being confined […]

A message from Shawarma Police

Hello, all. Please forgive the slightly more formal tone of this update – and forgive me for getting straight to the point (for once). Your local kebab shop needs you. And we’re offering to help in some small, but I hope significant way. Whilst there are many takeaways who will be set-up for business in […]

Yaya’s, Cardonald

Good evening! Today’s review will be totally phoned in, I’m afraid to report. Heads gone. Must be this corona virus, or something. I don’t wish to spoil anyone’s dinner or owt but, Christ. I feel like I’ve been run over by a tramp riding a cow. All things considered, probably not the best time to […]

BBQ.Wrap.Salad, Partick

Hello, Good Evening, Welcome! In todays episode of everyone’s favourite blog where I go around, eat a kebab, tell people about it and show you photos of it half-eaten, we visit Partick in Glasgow’s “the West End”. Firstly, a big thank you to reddit user mmmmmmmdanone, who writes: Now, to put this into some kind […]

Twitter!!!

Hello! Twitter, eh? Ain’t it great. You can do lots of things on Twitter: You can get into arguments You can interact with your favourite brands You can “retweet” stuff You can call a complete stranger names, like, really rude ones! So, if you want to do any of the above, why not follow @shawarmapol […]