Aldi – Oakhurst Chicken King Kebab

Hello everybody! So, here we are. Today is day something of lockdown. No-one knows. Time has ceased to have any meaning whatsoever. Before, we had such concepts as “Tuesday”, “next week”, and “months”. Now, all we have is “in a bit”, “eons”, and “bloody hell, was that *yesterday*???”. As a unintended consequence of being confined […]

A message from Shawarma Police

Hello, all. Please forgive the slightly more formal tone of this update – and forgive me for getting straight to the point (for once). Your local kebab shop needs you. And we’re offering to help in some small, but I hope significant way. Whilst there are many takeaways who will be set-up for business in […]

Yaya’s, Cardonald

Good evening! Today’s review will be totally phoned in, I’m afraid to report. Heads gone. Must be this corona virus, or something. I don’t wish to spoil anyone’s dinner or owt but, Christ. I feel like I’ve been run over by a tramp riding a cow. All things considered, probably not the best time to […]

BBQ.Wrap.Salad, Partick

Hello, Good Evening, Welcome! In todays episode of everyone’s favourite blog where I go around, eat a kebab, tell people about it and show you photos of it half-eaten, we visit Partick in Glasgow’s “the West End”. Firstly, a big thank you to reddit user mmmmmmmdanone, who writes: Now, to put this into some kind […]

Twitter!!!

Hello! Twitter, eh? Ain’t it great. You can do lots of things on Twitter: You can get into arguments You can interact with your favourite brands You can “retweet” stuff You can call a complete stranger names, like, really rude ones! So, if you want to do any of the above, why not follow @shawarmapol […]

Halloumi (City Centre), Glasgow

Hallo U! Mi! Err Hi? Today’s trip takes us into the City Centre, and specifically to Hope Street for lunch at Halloumi. But… What is “Halloumi”? In the classical sense (i.e. not this), Halloumi is a sort of cheese popular in the Mediterranean which can be substituted for meat – and by that I mean […]

Chillies West End

Helloooooo! It’s been a while – won’t bore you with the details, but I’m back with another one of these so-called reviews. It’ll probably be quite short this one, as I find my ability to write cogently impaired by last night’s decision experiment with Southern Comfort and Tizer as a mixer. Surprisingly pleasant! However, my […]